Cocaine Bear would have to wait for a small while. Before I got a chance to see that I watched this film with the Beyonders, which also featured a bear killing everybody. However, the bear in Prophecy was a monstrosity deformed as a result of human industrial activity and pollution from mercury waste.
The bear in this movie isn't cuddly looking. It's lost all its fur due to the pollution and just looks like a wrinkly slimy fleshy mess with claws and teeth. It's disgruntled because at one point the humans have its cub they rescued from the water. The cub is a screaming wrinkly slimy fleshy mess with claws and teeth, yet its mother wants it back. One of the humans is a pregnant lady who looks at this horrifying thing with a broody look on her face. Mothers are kinda nuts.
The movie starts out with shaky torchlight footage in the darkness and the heavy sounds of a dog panting. Then there's a flash of the creature murdering its first victims. Unfortunately there's lot of this kind of thing in the movie itself. Much of it can be quite atmospheric but it does wear out.
For the longest time in the first half of the movie there's not much action until a distempered raccoon attacks the doctor and his wife in the cabin they stay at. I joked around and said this was my second-cousin once-removed Distempered Donie (RIP Donie). This raccoon had to carry a lot of the film when things were quiet but it wasn't enough.
This doctor figures out the link between the polluting plant and the monstrous animals. He comes across a huge fish and tadpole in his investigation. Everyone pointed out how weird it was when he told his wife to touch the mercury on her boots with her bare hands. It was really weird. Don't tell anyone to do that ok. That stuff is dangerous.
Another party in this movie are the native Americans who protest the industry-mongers and I'm just recalling a scene where they block the vehicles and the boss makes one of his staff rev a chainsaw up close to one of their faces in order to scare them. That was pretty intense and it was said this movie got a PG rating. Wow.
Some kids appear early on as well and Beyonders were calling for them to get owned by the bear. This happened eventually when one was zipped up in a yellow sleeping bag and got tossed before exploding into feathers like some kind of weird piñata. That was pretty funny.
Eventually it becomes time to take the bear on, leading to a climactic fight. There was one really weird sequence where the bear goes underwater and makes fart-like bubbles while it's in there. Everybody just stands and stares at it like eejits until the bear emerges and goes after them again.
During the climactic fight the characters run into their last stronghold and it got weirdly quiet before the bear burst through the roof, which made me laugh as we didn't need any more quiet moments. The fight reaches its conclusion. Oh yeah and it ruled when the boss got owned, mustn't forget that.
For a snack I had Aero Peppermint Mini Eggs. I was expecting them to be more or less like the Bubbles variety, and they were, but they were absolutely dotey little minty mini eggs and they looked like the pills from Dr. Mario. I found them to be perfectly bite sized as well. Try them out especially if you like the Bubbles!
